Total Medals Earned: 1,358 (From 163 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,095 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (90/140 points)
you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You won the game
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 7/11 (275/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
You know you want this medal
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/365 points)
Reach first checkpoint
Collect 10 coins
Reach first half of all checkpoints
Collect 20 coins
Reach all checkpoints
Collect half of all coins
Collect all coins
Reach all checkpoints in a single run
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 8/17 (40/345 points)
Get 10 Dollas!
Get 5 dollas!
Peruse the bath houses!
You can never get rid of this medal!
Walk through the neighborhood!
Walk through the town square!
Walk on the turnpike!
Go to the warehouse!
Get 15 Dollas!
Get 20 Dollas!
I spy a hole in bath house #3!
Enter the power plant!
Enter the theater!
Put 25 dollas in your wallet!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (200/375 points)
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Find all the secret movies!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Bite
get expelled
Win the game
time's Up
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Isnt the title obvious?